Curse

Bane of Worlds · Apr 17, 2007, 04:33 AM // 04:33

*sips beer*
*notices that someone burning the poor bartender*
*ponders*
*yells "free beer!!!" while watching TV*
*pours beer on the burning person next to Bane*
*laughs*
*sips more beer*

Fallen Hunter · Apr 17, 2007, 09:29 AM // 09:29

*blows up the cellar*
"NO MORE BEER MWAHAHAHAHA"
*blows up the beer shipment*
*steals everyone's beer*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 17, 2007, 09:45 AM // 09:45

Fallen you do know that their is something wrong happening outside the bar right?

*Watches everyone Drinking beer while a war is happening outside*

*Confused*

Sophitia Leafblade · Apr 17, 2007, 01:08 PM // 13:08

*Teleports into the Bar having conquered the Aliens and become self Proclaimed Empress of the Intergalactic Sophitia Star Empire*

*Orders the Sophitians to attack MC with their lazer beams*

*MC is vaporised*

*Laughs and points at the former MC, sips Dwarven ale*

*Goes back to slaying dragons with a new alien Enhanced Leafblade*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 17, 2007, 03:21 PM // 15:21

*Laughs at Sophitia Proclaiming herself as Queen*

*The 4 Hoursemen and the Alien are Fighting, Unintentionaly Protecting me*

*The Vilians and Heroes are Fighting too*

You don't even know where I am = P.

Sophitia Leafblade · Apr 17, 2007, 03:31 PM // 15:31

*points out that the Sophitians advanced technology can find MC wherever he is*

*sips more Dwarven ale*

*proclaims Dwarven Ale the only drink available in all corners of the Intergalactic Sophitia Star Empire*

*Makes Fiendish plans to build a Super Weapon Battle station called the Sophitia Star*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 17, 2007, 03:40 PM // 15:40

*coughdeathstarcough*

*Create a Mega Super-Duper Strongest of the Strong Weapon called "Ultima and Omega Weapon"*

*And Create another one which is Very Mega Strong Super-Duper Destructive Mind Wreaking One-Millione Thubs up Weapon of Mass Destruction*

*First Attempt "Doomsday Device", Fire!*

I pwnd U · Apr 17, 2007, 03:57 PM // 15:57

*sips rum*
*wonders why everyone is fighting*
*shrugs*
*stumbles over to the keg*
*refills my rum*
*sips rum*
*staggers around*

Divine Freak · Apr 18, 2007, 12:02 AM // 00:02

*walks up out of the cellar*
"Well, Hell kicked me out after I turned my alt loose on them. Guess they can't handle the awesomeness of the male ele dance

"
*steals another beer*
*chugs beer*
*spots pwnd leaning precariously on a keg of rum*
*walks over and fills a mug with rum*
*summons a leafblower*
*puts and end to the Sophita Empire by blasting Sophita out of the bar with a leafblower*
*drinks rum*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 18, 2007, 12:34 AM // 00:34

*Seems like we have under estimated the Sophitia Empire!*

*The Combination of the Leafblower and the Doomsday Device didn't work"

*Calls fort Ultima and Omega*

*Destroy the Empire!*

*BTW, If you have the time after destroying the empire can you get me a milk on the way thanks^^*

*I forgot can you kill pwned if you ever see him thanks^^*

Bane of Worlds · Apr 18, 2007, 01:54 AM // 01:54

*Calls an Admin to look at Magna's Hacking Skill*
*Level is 0, but thanks to someone else's long, hard work, it is apparently 999*
*Magna gets banned. If, somehow, Magna attacks again, the attack is nullified... Then, he gets hits with 13 Knights of the Round Table.*

Too bad you never got the summon in Final Fantasy VII, Magna. >

*Calls in Cait Sith to sit on Magna*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 18, 2007, 02:07 AM // 02:07

*Bribe Cait Sith to kill Bane*

*Hide again*

*"Mwhahaha"*

Bane of Worlds · Apr 18, 2007, 02:57 AM // 02:57

*Cait Sith remembers that he is the most pathetic Final Fantasy Character EVER, and goes off to fool around with a drunken Fallen.*
*Magna is found under a bar table, and is kicked out of the bar for being underaged.*
*drinks beer from private stash*

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 18, 2007, 04:49 AM // 04:49

*Cait Sith Remember his Limit Break Kiling everyone in the Bar!*

*Watches a Kid kicked out*

*Say to self, "What was he doing there?"*

*Think, "They must have thought it was me, LOL!"*

Wrong place Bane = P.
Read everything from the Start and Clues will be told^^.

I pwnd U · Apr 18, 2007, 03:13 PM // 15:13

*sips beer*
*kicks someone in the face*

EDIT: Sent you a PM. -Swampgirl

[M]agna_[C]arta · Apr 18, 2007, 03:58 PM // 15:58

*Watches the Bar*

*-_-", What happened to the TV I left there?*

*Observe some more to find out what happned to it*

Divine Freak · Apr 18, 2007, 04:26 PM // 16:26

"pwnd, where are we and why are we in this handbasket?"
*drinks rum*
*ponders the comparative similarities between past and present events and their impact on the existence of the space-time continuum*
*comes to the conclusion that the previous thought is waaay too complicated for being in a bar*
*dumps a gatorade bucket of ice water over pwnd to cool him down*
*drinks rum*

Fallen Hunter · Apr 19, 2007, 12:12 AM // 00:12

*pulls the pin out of a grenade*
*stuffs it down Divine's throat*
*laughs*

SPIRIT OF THE SEA · Apr 19, 2007, 12:36 AM // 00:36

*Takes a gernade in hand*
*Throws the clip at Fallen Hunger*
*whats taht big green thing in my hand for, and why didnt the clip explode?*
*kaboom*
*gets resed as a bone minion from a nearby necro and eats everyones eyes*

Fallen Hunter · Apr 19, 2007, 01:29 AM // 01:29

*grows new eyes*
*eats spirit of the sea*